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napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
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i’ve been using the internet for about 13 years and i still don’t know what an rss feed even is
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One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
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Dear Mr.Mosquito,
next time please suck my fat, not my blood.
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napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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